"When it comes to women, never judge a book by the book."
- Romeo Deere Tokyo 1999
"So that's Yoda?"
-Sara Griffiths 2/3 through her first viewing
ever of "The Empire Strikes Back" in Korea 2003
"Guapa! Guapa! Visayan is a magical language!"
-Larry Andersen to a
girl in a go-go bar in Cebu 2003
"Dernoon Momsur."
-the staff at Paragon Suites pension when they say "Good Afternoon, Ma'am, Sir."
"Those old men with those young ladies... It's against Nature!"
- Andrew Oakden July 2004, shortly after arriving in Cebu